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Senator David Vitter, Poop Of The Week!

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Married!

Luna and Bethel would like to announce to you now that Luna and Bethel's Poop Of The Week for July 10, 2007 is Louisiana Senator David Vitter! Luna and Bethel heard from Larry Flynt, of Hustler magazine fame, that Senator Vitter's phone number was in the phone records of Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the DC Madam! True story! David Vitter is very sorry and he said that God and his wife forgave him. However, Luna and Bethel aren't so sure that they can forgive David for pooping all over his own marriage since he was one of the big cheeses behind a failed constitutional amendment that would have banned same sex marriage. Luna and Bethel love how sacred marriage really is to THIS weiner man! Poop on you, David Vitter!

Pooping all over David Vitter,

Luna and Bethel!

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Luna and Bethel Answer A Stupid Question That Met Policy Guidelines

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Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, have been answering some Stupid Questions and dealing with the Stupid Big Dogs who haven't understood how to doo a Stupid Question. Now, today Luna and Bethel miraculously received a Stupid Question that met Luna and Bethel's strict guidelines ( which consist of you using "Contact Us" to send your Stupid Question to Luna and Bethel, Hoss, and NOT using "Contact Us" to send Luna and Bethel what is really a COMMENT, Buddy Roe. Sigh). Today's Stupid Question comes to Luna and Bethel from Tired of sleeping with a bare bear who says to Luna and Bethel..... (psst...click Read More now)

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How To Ask Luna and Bethel A Stupid Question

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Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, have noticed that there is some confusion on their website, lunaandbethel.com. Luna and Bethel sigh and groan and explain things to you now. See, Luna and Bethel have a feature where Luna and Bethel Answer Stupid Questions that people want to ask Luna and Bethel. It seems to Luna and Bethel that some Big Dogs are desperate to ask Luna and Bethel Stupid Questions, but of course they doo not know how. Luna and Bethel tell Big Dogs that you can ask Luna and Bethel a Stupid Question by clicking "Contact Us" ("Contact" means "To Reach" and "Us" means "Luna and Bethel") on the left side of Luna and Bethel's website. You can email Luna and Bethel from there and ask your Stupid Question, but Luna and Bethel are telling you now that Luna and Bethel might not feel like answering it. HOWEVER, if you slip a fifty dollar bill into the email, Luna and Bethel might be more inclined to relieve your ignorance.

Loving those fifty dollar bills,

Luna and Bethel!

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Raymond "Bill" Smatt, Poop Of The Week!

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Adam & Steve

Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, are glad to announce that their Poop Of The Week for July 7, 2007 is Raymond "Bill" Smatt of Miami Beach, FL! "Bill", who claims to be a candidate for mayor and doesn't know that "Bill" isn't a nickname for "Raymond", has placed a 50 foot banner in front of his home that says, "God Created Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve." Luna and Bethel salute "Bill" for his originality in nicknames, if not for his originality in banner slogans. If Luna and Bethel had a nickel for every time they heard that Adam and Steve thing from people like "Bill", Luna and Bethel would not be talking to you people now! Luna and Bethel would be swimming and having martinis with the unnatural and Not-God-Created pink dolphin spotted in a Louisiana lake! Poop on you "Bill" Smatt, and poop on your big unnatural banner!

Pooping on "Bill",

Luna and Bethel!

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Luna and Bethel Are NOT Bothering Miss New Jersey!

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Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, were shocked to learn that there is a big doo about Miss New Jersey and the blackmail threats she is receiving. Apparently somebody, NOT LUNA AND BETHEL, told Amy Polumbo that dirty pictures of her will not be revealed if she gives up her crown. Now, that crown would look much better on Luna and Bethel, MUCH BETTER! But Luna and Bethel certainly would not stoop so low! And Luna and Bethel want to know what is wrong with black envelopes, anyhow? Luna and Bethel stink that Amy Polumbo is being a big baby with her black envelope phobia. GIVE YOUR CROWN TO LUNA AND BETHEL, AMY POLUMBO!!!!

Love,

Luna and Bethel!

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