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Dont Ask, Don't Tell Luna and Bethel

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Supremes

Luna and Bethel were so glad to hear yesterday that racism is over and that black people suddenly have the same advantages and opportunities as white people! Yay! It doesn't look that way to Luna and Bethel when they drive through some black neighborhoods, but, whatever! The government is telling Luna and Bethel that Luna and Bethel should not believe their eyes, so Luna and Bethel are going to put on their sheep costumes and believe that! In light of the recent supreme court poop decision that race cannot be a factor in assigning children to public schools, Luna and Bethel would like for the same logic to be applied to Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Luna and Bethel love a level playing field, and apparently that time is here! Everybody is equal! With this in mind, Luna and Bethel are busy creating new guidelines...

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Bill O'Reilly- Poop Of The Week!

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Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, are happy to announce that the Poop Of The Week is Bill O'Reilly! Is this any surprise? The only surprise to Luna and Bethel is that Luna and Bethel haven't honored Bill before now! Well, Luna and Bethel did honor Bill O'Reilly in the past with his own piece of Poop Art, but this is all new poop about Bill O'Reilly! Bill O'Reilly, on his brilliant show on Fox, reported to Luna and Bethel that lesbian gangs are menacing the cities of America! Luna and Bethel think it is about time that Luna and Bethel were recognized for being a dangerous gang of two small dogs! If you are interested, you can see Bill's ridiculous report and his ridiculous "expert" on this good site, Queerty! Be sure to watch the ridiculousness!

Love, Luna and Bethel!

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Luna and Bethel Love HRC!

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Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, learned interesting information today and want to share it with their internet friends right now! Now, last night Luna and Bethel learned that Elizabeth Edwards, wife of presidential candidate John Edwards, supports gay marriage! Well, she told Luna and Bethel that she supports it in that she doesn't think that anybody else's marriage is her business and that she only supports those who don't throw things in her yard. Luna and Bethel are left with no choice but to consider this a ringing endorsement, since the other front runners and their wives are pooping on Luna and Bethel. However, Luna and Bethel DID find some people who are all for gay marriage! Click Read More to read more about The Human Rights Campaign!

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Luna and Bethel Review Hell's Kitchen #4

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Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, have the misfortune to review for you Hell's Kitchen every week on lunaandbethel.com! Luna and Bethel tell you now that it is a terrible task that Luna and Bethel have taken on. To Luna and Bethel's dismay, Aaron went away to have a baby and Eddie left to be a Christmas Elf in the Radio City Christmas Show, and Luna and Bethel are stuck with people who are so boring they make "Jericho" look like an exciting show. Read more of Luna and Bethel's good review. Humor Luna and Bethel. Luna and Bethel wasted an hour of their lives for you tonight! And Luna and Bethel can't even calculate what that is in dog years since 7 years NO LONGER EQUAL A DOG YEAR.

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People Ask Luna and Bethel Stupid Questions

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Friends!

Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, tell you now that they are considering having a new feature called "People Ask Luna and Bethel Stupid Questions." This is because Luna and Bethel had someone ask them a stupid question. Luna and Bethel intend to try to answer this stupid question, and Luna and Bethel will try to answer other stupid questions if people ask them. Consider it a public service. Now, today's stupid question comes to Luna and Bethel from Need A Friend...

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