Dear Luna and Bethel, Lynx here. Harrumph, I say, double harrumph. Being a cat, I have a lengthy list of things that offend me, things that I consider not merely disparaging to me, but disparaging to cats everywhere. Loud children, hair clippers, veterinarians, Big Dogs with poor manners, toy dogs who fail to acknowledge the superiority of cats, and any person or persons who uses the term "cat jail." Now if the courts can go around willy-nilly deciding who has the right to be offended and who doesn't, then you can imagine this cat's disgust over the arbritary whimsies of the US Justice System. I'm sure there is a clause in the Constitution somewhere that says, "Thou shalt not offend or annoy thy neighbor or even tweak him a tad by pointing out his utter lack of a sense of humor, or just plain sense, period." Thanks bunches, Dykes on Bikes, for making the lives of the easily offended all that much harder! Utterly disgustedly yours, Lynx