Dear Luna and Bethel, It occurs to Boo and Spot that perhaps David "Poop" Vitter was merely protecting people by banning gay marriage in the hopes that eventually all marriages will be banned. You know, much like smoking. First banned on airplanes and hospitals, then restaurants and pretty soon smokers will be treated like crack dealers, except that smokers are easier to arrest than crack dealers, so the cops will be able to look very busy without having to deal with dangerous crack dealers who have guns. Apparently marriage is just as dangerous as smoking, in that it causes terminal hypocrisy along with fatal stupidity. I do hope that Luna and Bethel can find it in their little hearts to forgive David Vitter because Boo and Spot are positive he must fall under the Americans with Disabilities Act. Boo and Spot forgive him, as long as he has plenty of cookies and promises to never, ever again write his phone number in a DC madame's little black book. Being magnanimous, Boo and Spot

I also poop all over David Vittner. What a hypocrit!