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Luna and Bethel Love Breast Cancer Stamps

Important!!!

Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, tell you people now that Luna and Bethel are behinds! Behinds with Luna and Bethel's website, behinds with Luna and Bethel's stupid questions that people keep asking Luna and Bethel! But Luna and Bethel have taken a break from Luna and Bethel's Own Personal Real Estate Hell to tell you people now that you have to save the Breast Cancer Research Stamp! The post office sells them, and Luna and Bethel's secretary always uses them! The stamps have raised more than $55.5 million dollars! True story. Now, Luna and Bethel are hoping that Congress with reauthorize this stamp, or MAKE IT PERMANENT, which is what Congress should doo, but since when does Congress listen to Luna and Bethel? NEVER! Look at the state of the country!!! But you will have better luck, Luna and Bethel bet! Luna and Bethel tell you now to click this link to tell Congress you want this stamp to be for always!!!! Click it! Click it now! Get busy! Make a difference!

Love, Luna and Bethel!

Dedicated to Luna's Auntie Jill

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Christmas in July for Luna and Bethel!

Tradition!

Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, tell you people now that if there is one thing that Luna and Bethel love, it's The Christmas! Luna and Bethel love the packages and opening the packages and chewing up the paper from the packages and pooping the paper from the packages! With that in mind, Luna and Bethel celebrate The Christmas whenever Luna and Bethel get the chance (and Luna and Bethel could use a little Christmas right now, believe you Luna and Bethel). So what Luna and Bethel did was say, "Luna and Bethel need a little Christmas, right this very minute!" Luna and Bethel went to eBay and found a good good seller who sells...gay and lesbian holiday ornaments to hang from your tree or from your mirror on your car or from your nipple piercings. True story. Look at the good good ornaments! Click here!

Love, Luna and Bethel!

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Luna and Bethel Salute Dykes On Bikes!

No Motor

Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, want to tell you now that the most exciting people that Luna and Bethel have seen in a Gay Pride Parade are...Dykes on Bikes! Dykes on Bikes get on their loud bikes and ride and lead parades and make loudness and just generally thrill Luna and Bethel! Now, Luna and Bethel heard that Dykes on Bikes had a very important court victory, YES THEY DID!!!! After three years of fighting and fighting, the San Francisco Women’s Motorcycle Contingent has riden right over the last obstacle to registering the Dykes on Bikes trademark! The last legal opposition was brought by some poop who said the name was disparaging to men. Luna and Bethel tell you now that Dykes on Bikes isn't against men, it's FOR riding bikes with your girl and feeling the wind in your hair and being a Dyke on a Bike, not "Oh, we hate men so we got bikes!" You can read the story by clicking here and look at the fun fun website. Yay Dykes on Bikes!!!!!!

Love Those Dykes on Bikes!

Luna and Bethel!

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Senator David Vitter, Poop Of The Week!

Married!

Luna and Bethel would like to announce to you now that Luna and Bethel's Poop Of The Week for July 10, 2007 is Louisiana Senator David Vitter! Luna and Bethel heard from Larry Flynt, of Hustler magazine fame, that Senator Vitter's phone number was in the phone records of Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the DC Madam! True story! David Vitter is very sorry and he said that God and his wife forgave him. However, Luna and Bethel aren't so sure that they can forgive David for pooping all over his own marriage since he was one of the big cheeses behind a failed constitutional amendment that would have banned same sex marriage. Luna and Bethel love how sacred marriage really is to THIS weiner man! Poop on you, David Vitter!

Pooping all over David Vitter,

Luna and Bethel!

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Luna and Bethel Answer A Stupid Question That Met Policy Guidelines

Waxing
Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, have been answering some Stupid Questions and dealing with the Stupid Big Dogs who haven't understood how to doo a Stupid Question. Now, today Luna and Bethel miraculously received a Stupid Question that met Luna and Bethel's strict guidelines ( which consist of you using "Contact Us" to send your Stupid Question to Luna and Bethel, Hoss, and NOT using "Contact Us" to send Luna and Bethel what is really a COMMENT, Buddy Roe. Sigh). Today's Stupid Question comes to Luna and Bethel from Tired of sleeping with a bare bear who says to Luna and Bethel..... (psst...click Read More now)

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