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How To Ask Luna and Bethel A Stupid Question

Stupid ? Asker

Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, have noticed that there is some confusion on their website, lunaandbethel.com. Luna and Bethel sigh and groan and explain things to you now. See, Luna and Bethel have a feature where Luna and Bethel Answer Stupid Questions that people want to ask Luna and Bethel. It seems to Luna and Bethel that some Big Dogs are desperate to ask Luna and Bethel Stupid Questions, but of course they doo not know how. Luna and Bethel tell Big Dogs that you can ask Luna and Bethel a Stupid Question by clicking "Contact Us" ("Contact" means "To Reach" and "Us" means "Luna and Bethel") on the left side of Luna and Bethel's website. You can email Luna and Bethel from there and ask your Stupid Question, but Luna and Bethel are telling you now that Luna and Bethel might not feel like answering it. HOWEVER, if you slip a fifty dollar bill into the email, Luna and Bethel might be more inclined to relieve your ignorance.

Loving those fifty dollar bills,

Luna and Bethel!

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Raymond "Bill" Smatt, Poop Of The Week!

Adam & Steve

Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, are glad to announce that their Poop Of The Week for July 7, 2007 is Raymond "Bill" Smatt of Miami Beach, FL! "Bill", who claims to be a candidate for mayor and doesn't know that "Bill" isn't a nickname for "Raymond", has placed a 50 foot banner in front of his home that says, "God Created Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve." Luna and Bethel salute "Bill" for his originality in nicknames, if not for his originality in banner slogans. If Luna and Bethel had a nickel for every time they heard that Adam and Steve thing from people like "Bill", Luna and Bethel would not be talking to you people now! Luna and Bethel would be swimming and having martinis with the unnatural and Not-God-Created pink dolphin spotted in a Louisiana lake! Poop on you "Bill" Smatt, and poop on your big unnatural banner!

Pooping on "Bill",

Luna and Bethel!

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Luna and Bethel Are NOT Bothering Miss New Jersey!

Proves Nothing!

Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, were shocked to learn that there is a big doo about Miss New Jersey and the blackmail threats she is receiving. Apparently somebody, NOT LUNA AND BETHEL, told Amy Polumbo that dirty pictures of her will not be revealed if she gives up her crown. Now, that crown would look much better on Luna and Bethel, MUCH BETTER! But Luna and Bethel certainly would not stoop so low! And Luna and Bethel want to know what is wrong with black envelopes, anyhow? Luna and Bethel stink that Amy Polumbo is being a big baby with her black envelope phobia. GIVE YOUR CROWN TO LUNA AND BETHEL, AMY POLUMBO!!!!

Love,

Luna and Bethel!

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Luna and Bethel Wish You A Happy July 4th!

American Flag

Gay Pride Flag

Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, want to wish everybody a happy July 4th today right now! Luna and Bethel know that July 4th is for celebrating and drinking your beer and setting the woods on fire with your loud bangies and burning the meat on your flames or not burning your meat enough and going to the hospital with your sickness, but Luna and Bethel want to remind you of seriousness today! Luna and Bethel think that this is Luna and Bethel's country and Luna and Bethel really like their country a lot! Well, Luna and Bethel like what their country could be, with liberty and justice for all, not just for some people with money and big mouths. Even if you don't have money, you can be a big mouth, and Luna and Bethel want you today to consider doing something about things that bug you about your country! Call up a senator and say, "Blab blab, you work for me, you do something about this thing that bugs me!" It's your country and it's your July 4th, and Luna and Bethel don't want you to forget that!

Love, Luna and Bethel!

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Scooter Poop Commutes Right Back Home!

Don't Bother

Luna and Bethel, the toy fox terriers, are happy to report to you that you no longer have to report for jury duty in America! President Dick Cheney commuted the prison sentence of his little toadie, Scooter Poop Libby, because President Cheney thought that Scooter Poop's punishment was "excessive." Scooter Poop will be paying his fine out of his allowance that President Cheney gives him and Scooter Poop has two years of probation, which means Scooter Poop might have to get a job at Walmart to prove he is a good boy. Luna and Bethel are glad that the judicial system no longer matters in America because Luna and Bethel so hate jury doody!

Love, Luna and Bethel!

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