
Luna and Bethels previous Poops
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Luna and Bethel read that the US Military tried to develop a "Gay Bomb" so enemy soldiers would become sexually attacted to each other and love instead of fight. Luna and Bethel think the inspiration for this idea was a "Brokeback Mountain"/"GI Jane" double feature. Luna and Bethel have an idea for a bomb. The US Military may feel free to contact Luna and Bethel and give Luna and Bethel $7.5m. No checks. Dropping a love bomb on you, Luna and Bethel
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 Hates Dogs Luna and Bethel report to you now that Paris Hilton was arrested again yesterday for hating her Chihuahua dog, Tinkerbell because Tinkerbell got too fat. While drunk driving and contempt of court are minor offenses, Luna and Bethel are glad to see that some crimes are still taken seriously. Luna and Bethel laughed as Paris was led screaming from the courtroom. Now that Paris has been sentenced to 45 years in prison, Luna and Bethel trust we won't be hearing any more about her! Yay! Love, Luna and Bethel!
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 He Meant #2 Luna and Bethel are not suprised to learn that George W. Bush pooped all over the G8 summit in Germany. His wife, Mrs. Laura Bush, also pooped while she was supposed to be having tea or whatever it is that she does, but her poop was briefer than the Presidential Poop. President Bush was forced to miss meetings for several hours, which Luna and Bethel can only assume was as relieving for the other leaders as it was for President Bush. Read about the Presidential Poop on CNN. Click here! Love, Luna and Bethel!
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 Stupid Luna and Bethel know that it hasn't been a week since Luna and Bethel showed you their first Poop Of The Week, but Luna and Bethel want to doo another one. Luna and Bethel are still going to call this feature "Poop Of The Week" because "Poop Of The Six Days" just doesn't sing for Luna and Bethel. Luna and Bethel will just Poop when Luna and Bethel feel like it. With that said, Luna and Bethel would like to introduce you to the Poop Of The Week for June 07, 07.... Paris Hilton! But Luna and Bethel aren't Pooping for the reason you might stink! This Poop is personal!
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 Fox News Luna and Bethel want one of their features on their website to be Poop Of The Week, and Luna and Bethel have found their first Poop! The first Poop Of The Week on Luna and Bethel's website is Mark McGowan, British Performance Artist and Luna and Bethel's Poop Of The Week for June 1, 2007. Luna and Bethel understand that Poop McGowan ate a Corgi dog to protest the British Royal Family's treatment of foxes. ATE. A. CORGI!!!! Aren't foxes just British cats in Red Coats? Luna and Bethel Poop On You, Mark McGowan! Love, Luna and Bethel!
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